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Guess what, everyone! I am married to Kobe Bryant.

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Don't you like to go to websites of celebrities you love and read all about the person/people who made the site?
 
No!
 
At least I don't. Some of you may (weirdos), some may not. So, if you don't, don't read any of this page, sneekily titled "Me".

About me . . .

Sex: Girl (I don't say "female" because "male" is the root word, and I have no male body parts, therefore, there is nothing "male" about me.)
Age: 14 (My birthdate is July 2nd, 1987 - for the stalkers.)
Favorite Music: Rap, hip-hop, R & B
But, Favorite Artist/s: Backstreet Boys (You know you love them.)
Favorite Book (Fiction): Gossip Girl, by Cecily von Ziegesar
Favorite Movie: Spider-Man, with my other husband, Tobey Maguire (who is also a vegitarian, thank you); John Q., with my other husband, Denzel Washington; Swordfish, with my other husband, Hugh Jackman (he's hotter without the accent); Meet Joe Black, with my other husband, Brad Pitt.
What can I say, I have a lot of love . . . that or I'm shallow.
Favorite (I dunno.) Thing: C.D.'s and good grammer and spelling while typing.
Future Career: Well, we all just KNOW we are going to be famous someday (Right, Chloe?), but in what way? I'm, of course, going to be an actress.
If that doesn't work out (Ahahahahaha!), I'm going to be a dancer.
If that doesn't work out (Ahahahahahaha!), I'm going to be a fashion designer.
If that doesn't work out (Ahahahahahaha!), I'm going to be a . . . cook?
I Hate: Slowness, stupid commercials, stupid comments, badly timed sarcastic remarks (there's a time, a place, and a crowd, people!), fake, forced laughs (Soooo obvious, Dylan.), stereotypes, prejedice, racism, assumptions, and playing the victim (never taking responsibility for anything!).
I Love: You!, my family, Jennifer Love Hewitt, laughing, Chris Farley, Jack Black, boys, music, Conversation With God series, teachers who talk instead of teach, L.E.I. jeans, dark skin, cameras, comfortable silences, fun, Spanish, my friends, and my dad's brain.
 

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